THE NEW AMERICAN DREAM!

 Stress
 
A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
Raised a glass of water and asked
'How heavy is this glass of water?'

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long you try to hold it.

A Muslim Dies and goes to the Pearly gates...

Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohamed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.

Happy? No...but it does look right by Democratic standards...!

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT..................

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

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This does not make me Happy...or at Peace, they are stealing my money!

About Michelle: Written by Dr. Paul L. Williams "In my own life in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much," she said.  "See, that's why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service, "... Michelle Obama No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn't perform any official duties.  But this hasn't deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession.

THE WISDOM OF A 95 YEAR OLD VET, TRYING TO FIND PEACE.

This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii
for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes
all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body,
he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now.
He dictated this letter  to a friend, signed it and mailed it to the president.

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How to learn to make money on the internet.

Congratulations, you have taken the first step towards making money on the internet through your home computer.  You have made a DECISION to do something…make money using the net, and by reading this article you have made an ADMISSION toyouself that you do not know how. 

The Waves of Hawaii

Clark Little   
http://www.clarklittlephotography.com/

More to come as Clark has given us permission to show his work!  Thanks Clark!

The New Bill of Rights for 2010

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help

everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more

riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the

blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our 

Great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordainand establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal

We learn from history...so we know what to expect...
1.. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq   
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!   
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq    

REPUBLICAN / DEMOCRAT   HOW TO RECOGNIZE THEM.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

HOW TO BE HAPPY ALL OF THE TIME...WELL, MOST OF IT!


Working as a salesperson I try to keep myself “up” and “happy” as much as possible. Typically, the better I feel the more sales I make. Also, I like to he happy! I like to smile and laugh, but sometimes life seems to turn that smile upside down, and before I know it, I am spreading something…but it is not good cheer!

There are lots of reasons to be miserable and unhappy. Just look in a newspaper. There is hatred, war, famine, drought, flooding, earthquakes, volcanoes, politicians, criminals (I know, same thing, but not all criminals are politicians…), know-it-alls, power trippers, husbands, wives, mothers-in-law, gangs, drugs and very unsure economic times. There are many things to be un-happy about, if you are paying attention. So how can it be overcome without sticking your head in the sand?

WE ALL NEED MONEY TO SURVIVE AND ENJOY LIFE!
Each of us has wants and needs. Each of us has ambitions to be or to do something more than we are or can do today. In this blog we will examine the quickest, simplest, most direct methods of achieving what most of us are looking for: Making a living from our home computer, working only a few hours a day, and earning enough MONEY to live the life we want for ourselves and our families.